Hello, Spongey here.
Time for a fanfic review. And this one is a DOOZY.
What do i mean?
Well, this one is a...My little pony fic.
Now as you know, this new show, Friendship is magic is a internet sensation. Mainly with 20 year old men for some reasons. The male audience is so big that the male fans are called "Bronys"
Yes, i am a Brony. And proud of it!
Today, i present an MLP fic. But not just any MLP fic. The most infamous fic in a long time. Almost everyone knows about it, regardless if they had read it. Even the show seems to know about, judging about Crazy!Pinkie in "Party of One". That fic...
Is "Cupcakes"
Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendships is magic
Author: Sergant Sprinkles
Rating: None. But i give it an M for sure
Pairing: None...well unless pinke pie has a STRANGE turn on.
Link: If you dare... http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html
Final Thoughts:
...
This is gonna be hard.
Okay, one warning i must mention.
This is a dark fic. It's really dark. Tons of hardcore Pony violence abound. And it will ruin Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and humanity in general,.And also your lunch. As well as all the other meals.
If you are going to read this, make sure you can handle this. If you can't, don't read. Infact, i actually didn't read it. I saw "Let's Watch" of it over on the That Guy With The Glasses forums, by The Hardcore kid. Look it up.
But i also went to the fic itself to make sure he didn't skip anything, so i DID read it.
This will be hard to review for me, due to it's...subject matter.
I...liked it.
*Record Scratch*
...Yes. It's true.
Before i continue, i am sane. I am a normal 16 year old pony fan. ...Okay the pony fan part cancels out the normal part, but regardless, i am fully sane. also like cute little ponies and dislike killing and murder.
But...i liked this.
Okay, let's list the BAD things about it:
It's out of character. There are a few spelling and grammar errors. It's hard to take it seriously...but if you like cute ponies like me, you WILL It is very gross, and some of the antomy is off a bit.
...That's it.
Now, let's talk about the good things:
It's..entertain to read. It's so wrong you can't look away, and it keeps you in suspense. And that's a GOOD thing to me. I did find this gross and strange, but did entertain me a bit. And it made me want to get to the end, unlike some other bad fics. Tt does count as a Bad fic, but it's an entertaining one.
I would say this is so good bad it's good. It may not be the best fic out there, and it is a canon raping machine. But it's not the worst, and it proves to be an okay read.
Grade: B
Now, don't go crazy because i liked such a gross story. No one expects me to like this kind of thing, which proves nothing is impossible. (Unless you're Kim Possible...which i am not....as far as you know). Though it is weird.
I mean what's next? Pixar making a poorly received movie?
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
What is "MJ FOOTBALL"?
Hello, Spongey44 here.
There's a new sensation going on in my circle, that i think everyone should know about
Let's talk about a cartoon on Nicktoons called "NFL Rush Zone: Gaurdins of the core". look it up youtube to see the first episode.
The show...is really stupid, the plot makes no sense, it's all insane, and it's terrible.
But it's also funny. It's so amazingly awful, it can be entertaining.
But one thing that is odd...the protaginast, ish looks like Micheal Jaskon, aka MJ
And the show is about football, so i present a new meme....
MJ FOOTBALL!
The gist is, we crack jokes about micheal jackson playing football, or ish singing MJ songs.
And we make funny pics of ish and MJ, with a football theme.
Here's an example.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110315061333/randomness2/images/4/4c/Mjfootball.png
: http://turbotony00.deviantart.com/art/Ish-The-Pony-MJ-FOOTBALL-212471950
Seem good?
So here's my advice: SPREAD THE WORD
post these pics everywhere, make youtube poops, and tell everyone about MJ FOOTBALL!
And also check out the Rush zone movie!
http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/rush-zone-movie-full-tyx.html
It's so bad, yet so good.
Anyway, SPREAD THE WORD.
That is all.
There's a new sensation going on in my circle, that i think everyone should know about
Let's talk about a cartoon on Nicktoons called "NFL Rush Zone: Gaurdins of the core". look it up youtube to see the first episode.
The show...is really stupid, the plot makes no sense, it's all insane, and it's terrible.
But it's also funny. It's so amazingly awful, it can be entertaining.
But one thing that is odd...the protaginast, ish looks like Micheal Jaskon, aka MJ
And the show is about football, so i present a new meme....
MJ FOOTBALL!
The gist is, we crack jokes about micheal jackson playing football, or ish singing MJ songs.
And we make funny pics of ish and MJ, with a football theme.
Here's an example.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110315061333/randomness2/images/4/4c/Mjfootball.png
: http://turbotony00.deviantart.com/art/Ish-The-Pony-MJ-FOOTBALL-212471950
Seem good?
So here's my advice: SPREAD THE WORD
post these pics everywhere, make youtube poops, and tell everyone about MJ FOOTBALL!
And also check out the Rush zone movie!
http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/rush-zone-movie-full-tyx.html
It's so bad, yet so good.
Anyway, SPREAD THE WORD.
That is all.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Show Review: The Problem Solverz
Hello Spongey here.
So, let's look at Cartoon Network.
I won't go into it's full history, we all know it was awesome, then went downhill. But as i am not a nostalgia nutcase, i still liked it
Recently, CN is getting better, with shows like Adventure Time, Regular Show, and The Amazing World of Gumball. And then, a new show was announced. It was quickly dismissed, and hated. But, i was willing to defend it, so i decided to watch it./
However, i watched 6 episodes...and it is so awful, i can't even describe it.
This, is The Problem Solverz. (Why a Z instead of an S? CUZ POOR LITERACY IS KEWL)
Show Plot: The series centers on the titular Problem Solverz trio of Alfe, Roba, and Horace, as they solve and sometimes create the various problems that plague their town
First Episode: Time Twister
Episode Plot: The trio encounters a time-traveling rollercoaster that ages a class of elementary school students. Alfe later uses it to satisfy his pizza cravings.
Final Thoughts:
God,i really wanted to like this, but...it's so bad!
It's such a horrible peace of shit. But let's go into detail!
The animation, is simply awful. There's so many colors, and nothing looks structured at all. And it looks like an 80's game barfed all over the place. With all the other surreal shows, they had some kind of excuse to have strange animation. But this, it's never explained! It's so ugly to look at.
The premise, is a little interesting. But they fucked it up. The plot is always hard to follow, because of all this random shit going on. And the times you CAN follow it, it's stupid, cliche, and predictable.
The characters , are just...let's talk about them.
First, the leader, Horace. Voiced by this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Kaplan
. He's the best of the 3. He's very boring, and doesn't have much personality. But he never got on my nerves at all, so that is why he is the best.
Then there's roba, who is voiced by series creator, ben jones. He's also bland. Also he's in a robot suit. Why? No reason. He's very annoying at times, and he's not funny at all. One epsidoe, had him followed by a TPS fangirl (lol those exist) , who is voiced by Kari Wahlgren. Who My P&F watches might know as Suzy. it makes him less bad...because the girl is so annoying! Just imagine Serria, from total drama, but even more annoying!
Last, is alfe. Voiced by ben jones as well. I hate him so much. He looks like domo, crossed with a turd. That is why i say alfe, instead of shit. (though ben jones said he is a half man-dog-anteater.). The guy is annoying, arrogant, and whining. Nine times out of ten, he's the one who saves the day. The writers love him, but i hate him. I hate characters like that. Alfe sucks
There's a small amount of minor characters too. Most notably. Tux Dog, voiced by John DiMaggio. He is an extremely wealthy dog who helps the Problem Solverz in some of their cases, but is just as often the source of their problems. He insults Roba for his off-color personality and his appearance, which i agree with him. He is the best character. Which is liking saying the left side of a turd smells better. He's an asshole to the Problem Solverz. Which we all can commend. He has the only consistently funny lines in the show.
Also, i hear there is a guy called Jerome, voiced By...Vincet Martella.
I just died inside. But i have yet to see an ep with him, so there's nothing to say.
But before i sum it up, i gotta talk about the series finale. That's right, this piece of alfe didn't last more then a season. Now, here's a quote from my Good friend, Tony. He has a blog that did a review of this episode. Ahem. "Now as for this episode itself? Astonishingly meta. It seems this show is aware that is is absolutely despised by 98% of everybody who has ever watched it, and it has seemingly embraced it and used it as subject matter for its episode. I commend it for that, honestly, but besides that, nothing stood out. The tagger character was alright, and surprisingly the sequence inside the “flat dimension” was well done, but I didn’t laugh once and every joke was too predictable and retreaded. Overall, despite its self-aware nature, the season (and quite obviously series) finale was about as bad as every episode before it"
So in conclusion, let's quote him again. "This show was fucking horrible. It’s animation is too ugly and bright despite being stylistic and purposeful; the voice actors are loud and annoying despite several of them being talented people (John DiMaggio, Grey DeLisle, Chris Parnell, George Tekai, and Mark Hamil have all lent their voices and have been wasted); the show’s surrealism is hallow and pretentious and out-of-date, like something from Newgrounds made in 5 minutes by some baked college kid; the story and plot is dull and lifeless and is used solely as a support beam for the characters to be loud and random."
So what could of been a decent show is instead one of the worst cartoons i've seen. That is all. Spongey out!
To read the the blog i quoted, go here: http://toonswithtony.wordpress.com/
See ya!
So, let's look at Cartoon Network.
I won't go into it's full history, we all know it was awesome, then went downhill. But as i am not a nostalgia nutcase, i still liked it
Recently, CN is getting better, with shows like Adventure Time, Regular Show, and The Amazing World of Gumball. And then, a new show was announced. It was quickly dismissed, and hated. But, i was willing to defend it, so i decided to watch it./
However, i watched 6 episodes...and it is so awful, i can't even describe it.
This, is The Problem Solverz. (Why a Z instead of an S? CUZ POOR LITERACY IS KEWL)
Show Plot: The series centers on the titular Problem Solverz trio of Alfe, Roba, and Horace, as they solve and sometimes create the various problems that plague their town
First Episode: Time Twister
Episode Plot: The trio encounters a time-traveling rollercoaster that ages a class of elementary school students. Alfe later uses it to satisfy his pizza cravings.
Final Thoughts:
God,i really wanted to like this, but...it's so bad!
It's such a horrible peace of shit. But let's go into detail!
The animation, is simply awful. There's so many colors, and nothing looks structured at all. And it looks like an 80's game barfed all over the place. With all the other surreal shows, they had some kind of excuse to have strange animation. But this, it's never explained! It's so ugly to look at.
The premise, is a little interesting. But they fucked it up. The plot is always hard to follow, because of all this random shit going on. And the times you CAN follow it, it's stupid, cliche, and predictable.
The characters , are just...let's talk about them.
First, the leader, Horace. Voiced by this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Kaplan
. He's the best of the 3. He's very boring, and doesn't have much personality. But he never got on my nerves at all, so that is why he is the best.
Then there's roba, who is voiced by series creator, ben jones. He's also bland. Also he's in a robot suit. Why? No reason. He's very annoying at times, and he's not funny at all. One epsidoe, had him followed by a TPS fangirl (lol those exist) , who is voiced by Kari Wahlgren. Who My P&F watches might know as Suzy. it makes him less bad...because the girl is so annoying! Just imagine Serria, from total drama, but even more annoying!
Last, is alfe. Voiced by ben jones as well. I hate him so much. He looks like domo, crossed with a turd. That is why i say alfe, instead of shit. (though ben jones said he is a half man-dog-anteater.). The guy is annoying, arrogant, and whining. Nine times out of ten, he's the one who saves the day. The writers love him, but i hate him. I hate characters like that. Alfe sucks
There's a small amount of minor characters too. Most notably. Tux Dog, voiced by John DiMaggio. He is an extremely wealthy dog who helps the Problem Solverz in some of their cases, but is just as often the source of their problems. He insults Roba for his off-color personality and his appearance, which i agree with him. He is the best character. Which is liking saying the left side of a turd smells better. He's an asshole to the Problem Solverz. Which we all can commend. He has the only consistently funny lines in the show.
Also, i hear there is a guy called Jerome, voiced By...Vincet Martella.
I just died inside. But i have yet to see an ep with him, so there's nothing to say.
But before i sum it up, i gotta talk about the series finale. That's right, this piece of alfe didn't last more then a season. Now, here's a quote from my Good friend, Tony. He has a blog that did a review of this episode. Ahem. "Now as for this episode itself? Astonishingly meta. It seems this show is aware that is is absolutely despised by 98% of everybody who has ever watched it, and it has seemingly embraced it and used it as subject matter for its episode. I commend it for that, honestly, but besides that, nothing stood out. The tagger character was alright, and surprisingly the sequence inside the “flat dimension” was well done, but I didn’t laugh once and every joke was too predictable and retreaded. Overall, despite its self-aware nature, the season (and quite obviously series) finale was about as bad as every episode before it"
So in conclusion, let's quote him again. "This show was fucking horrible. It’s animation is too ugly and bright despite being stylistic and purposeful; the voice actors are loud and annoying despite several of them being talented people (John DiMaggio, Grey DeLisle, Chris Parnell, George Tekai, and Mark Hamil have all lent their voices and have been wasted); the show’s surrealism is hallow and pretentious and out-of-date, like something from Newgrounds made in 5 minutes by some baked college kid; the story and plot is dull and lifeless and is used solely as a support beam for the characters to be loud and random."
So what could of been a decent show is instead one of the worst cartoons i've seen. That is all. Spongey out!
To read the the blog i quoted, go here: http://toonswithtony.wordpress.com/
See ya!
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