Movie Review: The Last Airbender

Hello Spongey here.

Welcome to yet another Review.

A long time ago, fans on Nickeldeon did not live together in harmony. But then everything changed "Avatar: The Last Airbender"{ hit the aiirwaves. And Only M Night Shymaln, master of all twist endings, could adapt it. But when the world needed him most--he blew it. One year has passed and I have discovered the new Avatar; an adaption named "The Last Airbender". "And although the special effects are great..., it has a lot to learn before it's ready to entertain anybody. But I believe...I can save your money,.


Ok enough of that. The point is, today I'm reviewing the live action Adaption of the hit show Avatar.

Let's review, The Last Airbender


Plot: The world of The Last Airbender consists of four societies, the Earth Kingdom, the Water Tribes, the Fire Nation and the Air Nomads. Each society has people capable of manipulating or "bending" the element that is their namesake. Only one person in each generation is capable of bending all of the elements, The Avatar, and whose duty is to be a mediator and peacekeeper of the world. The film's hero is Aang, a young Avatar and Air Nomad found in an iceberg by Water Tribe teenagers Katara and Sokka. Aang learns that his people were massacred by the tyrannical Fire Nation who have been warring with the other societies since Aang was in the iceberg, 100 years ago. Seeking to take his calling seriously, he journeys with his new friends to the North Pole to find a Waterbending master to learn the art. But news that the Avatar has returned spreads quickly, and he is hunted by the disgraced prince of the Fire Nation, Zuko.


Final Thoughts:

...I'm at a lost for words. I really am.

Awhile ago, I said Disaster Movie was the worst movie I've ever seen. But today, that changed.

This movie, is beyond bad. I mean, Wow. Disaster movie failed as a comedy. This, fails as: A drama, an adventure, a fantasy, an adaption, and a movie.

I love the show, but this is shit.

\ would mention the racebending thing this movie caused, by I don't care. That's the least of this movie's problems.

The acting is terrible. Sokka looks like he's cut a bitch at any moment. Katara is dull and does nothing. Anng is just...UGH. It's badly written. Very badly. There's too much exposition. Show, don't tell. Really.

The effects are decent, and some shots look very good, but that just shows that it could have been good, or even so BAD it's good, but no.

They change too much from the show. They fail at turning one whole season into a movie. Nothing works. The acting sucks, the writing sucks, it's too crowded with shit going on.

Also, they pronounce everything wrong. It's Anng, not Onng. Sokka, not Soakka, and Avatar, not Ovatar. (Nor is Iroh, Eroh. Really)

This movie is not bad. No. That's in insult to all bad movies. The room, Troll 2, and Plan 9 from outer space are all bad movies. But they make you proud to say it's bad, it's a badge of honor.

So, as the Nostalgia Critic would put it, this movie is...Horribifuckus.

This is the worst movie ever made. And I will never change my mind


Score: None. It doesn't deserve one.